Me and Vanessa

Early this morning I had a dream I was in the Walmart buying gardening tools.

After leaving the store I ran into my good friend, Vanessa Williams who had just come from the dentist. She had new veneers put on her teeth and wanted to show me. There was a chemistry between us, and when she licked the end of my nose it felt both intimate and sexy...and in all I thoroughly enjoyed it.

While walking her to her car across what appeared to be a meadow from the corner of my eye I noticed a dinosaur in the distance. Walking upright on two legs, it was a few moments before he noticed me.

It was only a matter of time before he was on me, but somehow although locked in his jaws I was able to free myself. Objectively one would think that this would be terrifying, yet I felt no terror.

The dinosaur then headed toward a river flowing through the meadow to attack two pigs, who strongly resembled my pigs, perhaps distant cousins of my pigs, I simply wasn't close enough to be certain.

Luckily for the pigs there was a freighter headed down the river followed by two cowboys on horse back who quickly lassoed the beast and tied him up- the next time I saw the dinosaur he was hog tied on the deck of the freighter.

"You should take him to a museum," I suggested to captain of the boat.

Before heading back through the meadow I took a moment to reflect on the events, its not every day you get assaulted by a dinosaur while walking Vanessa Williams to her car after she shows you her new teeth and puts her tongue on your face.

Apparently Vanessa ditched me just prior to my being accosted, which is disappointing as it did feel as though there was at least a little something between us.

Although uncertain what government entity one should call in case of a dinosaur attack, it did feel as though she could have at least tried to hit it with her car or something...some diversion.

That lick to the bridge of my nose was seducing, but its over between Vanessa and I - I have to draw the line somewhere....

I briefly thought about trying to decode this dream- but came to the conclusion I must be going through something- or a lot of something and decided to just leave it at that....