Beano

Tonight I saw a ad for Beano, a product which helps reduce gas.

I have no idea if Beano is effective, and I will most likely never know- it is something I would never buy.

Pepto Bismol is the acceptable product to have in your medicine cabinet, first of all its a cheery pink color and although for a sour stomach, doesn't seem as in your face as a product called Beano.

It's a habit I have been in since living alone. I only place items in my medicine cabinet which make me seem as though I really don't have any problems because if a girl I was dating was smart, she was going to take a look.

This eliminates most prescription drugs, which I typically hide in the back of my underwear drawer.

In the medicine cabinet I tried to keep the following;
Icy Hot, some cloth tape, and an ace bandage as I felt it made me seem athletic. Excedrin for a pain reliever, as this says I'm serious, Benedril, as this is prudent, dental floss- good oral hygiene, a yellow custard cup filled with q-tips- giving me a playful side, and the most important item- a box of throat lozenges from France.

Although it really doesn't have to be from France, but it has to have another language on the box other than Spanish or English- this item makes you seem international- translated- more interesting.

There are many who don't abide by these rules, to their detriment.

Whenever given the opportunity the first thing I would always do- check out her medicine cabinet. Since most people use this area as an actual storage for medicine it can be a tool to determine if you want to proceed with the relationship.

You have to know what your looking for.

Any type of birth control, this means she is bi-sexual, and the bi girls always go back to men. Any kind of anti psychotic drugs, but I would allow most anti-depressants and anti-anxiety drugs- yet its best to take a look at the dosage recommendations, personally I tried not to date someone taking more than 4 mood stabilizers in a day.

Also on the don't look back and run list are drugs for the treatment of any sexually transmitted disease, self explanatory, little post it notes from the ex, unavailable. A crack pipe, treatment for hemorrhoids, and really any cream for the vag area...and of course- Beano