Tiger

What is amazing to me about the whole Tiger Woods situation is that a guy with so many golf clubs around would cheat on his wife.

The only way you get away with cheating on your spouse is;

a. Your spouse is cheating as well as doesn't care- which really never works because in my experience - women ALWAYS care - even if they really hate your ass.

b. You don't live with, speak to, or have any other associations with your spouse.

Other than these two scenarios you can't get away with it. The only reason I haven't been caught cheating on my spouse is I haven't cheated, but in past relationships I had a few close calls with Big Bertha myself, which is why I kept my clubs locked in the garage. I also never kept a loaded firearm, and I made it a personal policy to only use plastic utensils in my home for years, avoiding cutlery altogether- you can be shanked with a the sharp end of a spoon.

Although those days are behind me, those distant memories came flooding back when I heard about Tiger running his car into a tree at 3:00 am, because that is the time you are sleeping and the perfect opportunity for your significant other to go through your phone- e-mail- credit card bills...and inevitably if a person is looking there will be something to find. And when it is found- you are going to be woken up.

Maybe she found something and told him to "just be honest, I won't be mad I promise, I just can't take the lying," which is a LIE because she will not only be mad she will chase you out of the house and you will actually make the conscious decision it is better to run your car into a fire hydrant and be taken to the hospital than to go back to you own residence.

I actually understand this thought process.

I know that cheating is wrong, but really- I read about a study done at the University of Michigan in which a survey of straight men was taken and 90% of the STRAIGHT men said they would have anonymous sex. Thus, the only reason there isn't more straight park fucking is that women are not so willing to participate.

My point- sex is different to men than women. This is the richest athlete in the world- thousands of women want to have sex with this dude. Of course he is going to cheat- how can he not cheat?

I know many will disagree- but it is the same reason it is a bad idea to keep a hyenas as a pet, because at some point it is going to sever your aorta with a quick bite to the neck---

Marry a Tiger and at some point you will be certain to get a claw up your ass.