But does it merit an entire show? You can even buy a DVD of past seasons. REALLY? And then there is the book...a book, with pictures and words...a book you buy at a store or on Amazon.com..
In case you haven't seen the show Jon and Kate have eight children. Twin girls who are the most impossible little brats, and then six (very cute- and seemingly not retards but it may be too early to tell) other kids.
Kate took fertility drugs and then God gave them the gift of two and then six babies, that is God and her friends at Abbott Laboratories. I mean if God wanted her to HAVE six babies at the same time do you really think it would have required multiple injections and dosage directives?
In truth, I don't care about how many kids they have, or that they all have cute matching outfits from the GAP, or even that they eat organic foods exclusively, what frost my balls is that Jon and Kate have been able to parlay their life with the six (plus two) kids into a business enterprise.
My partner Gioconda is 28 weeks pregnant with twin girls. If I thought for a second I could make a living off her having 4 more I would inject the little zygotes through her ear.
I hate working, and I really don't even work that hard. I hate answering to other people, kissing ass, dealing with traffic and paying $12.00 a 1/2 hour to park in LA.
Jon and Kate don't toil away on the freeway just to get to an at offices (where they look out on a Coorslight billboard with graffiti that says Raul gives head in hell- and what exactly does that mean), they don't deal with men with comb overs and poly blend suits, they work at home- raising their little assets.
It's pure envy. It has occurred to me that I do live in a unique situation and that perhaps I could exploit those I live with for my own economic gain.
Two Dykes and Two Tykes...
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