Snakes and worms

There is a show on the Animal Planet channel called "Monster's Inside Me"- stories told by people who thought it would be a good decision while visiting Lima Peru to eat undercooked pork out of a dirty paper bag purchased from dude serving food from a rusty shopping cart- typically its ass worms, but I did watch one episode where the parasite was in the brain- and one time there was a bug that crawled inside a lady's ear...I find it beyond repelling, yet I've watched it at least three times.

So it got me to thinking who comes up with this shit- the last thing I need is another fucked up thing to get nervous about.

The week the girls came home from the hospital there was a 2 year old girl in Florida killed by "pet" python, so I got this in my head and I now have a fear of my daughters being attacked by a snake. To the best of my knowledge there aren't any pythons here at 2107- or 2105, but I have this in my head...and I think about it at least once a week.

Lately more because I had a dream a few nights ago I was with the girls visiting a someone who had a python slithering around the house.

"I'm not spending the night with my daughters unless you put the snake away in a locked cage," I said.

"He's friendly and too small to kill anyone," the snake owner replied. Admittedly the snake did seem friendly, he came right up to me and seemed to smile- still - yet its a snake- thus I knew I shouldn't be lulled into a false sense of security. I like it when I'm smart in my dreams...

I'm not afraid to say I hate snakes and worms. They disgust me and make me nervous and I could live the rest of my life not seeing either ever again.

Today Sadie was sipping rain water of the concrete step in front of my house- and so I start thinking is she is going to end up with an ass worm, and I'm going to unwittingly share a folk or glass of water with her and I'm going to end up with an ass worm...so now as I'm writing this I feel my spincter get itchy...

Fucking television.